her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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