Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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