your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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