I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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