Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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