it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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