So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
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I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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