I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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