it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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