dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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