i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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