Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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