She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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