I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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