How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Randomize
