in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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