Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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