Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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