i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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