Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
