my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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