You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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