So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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