shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.