i don't like sucking hair
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
