so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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