But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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