i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I understand Curling. That high.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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