Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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