just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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