there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm both gender and math confused
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
