The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Randomize
