I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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