If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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