Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize