Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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