I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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