I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Dick very happy bro
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
