Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
But theres a keg here and me gusta
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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