Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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