Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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