Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Randomize
