what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
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I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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