We're facebook friends in real life
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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