We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
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It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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