**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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