I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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