Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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