I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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