these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
He uses pillows to masturbate.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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