If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize