Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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