my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident