Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
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she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
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You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.