im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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