living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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