Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
operation have a gay friend backfired
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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