If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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