so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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