Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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